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(Fake) Windows 95 Quelltext: (Quelle: http://www.hopf.demon.co.uk/humour/win98.txt)
#include <microsoft/stdio.h> #include "win31.h" #include "win95.h" #include "evenmore.h" #include "oldstuff.h" #include "billrulz.h" #define INSTALL HARD char make_prog_look_big[1600000]; void read_partition_table(void) { write_new_partition_table(); write_W98_boot_loader(EXTREME_PREJUDICE); } void set_time(void) { read_BIOS_clock(); if (test_cpu_temperature() > 80) set_BIOS_clock_to_summertime(); else set_BIOS_clock_to_GMT(); /* Gates Microsoft Time */ /* Since windows assumes the BIOS clock isn't universal time ... */ windows_clock = ((bios_clock + rand(24)) % 24) * PI; if (user_complains()) { remind_user_that_bugs_arent_going_to_be_fixed(); popup_and_recommend_user_buys_windows_y2k_defiant(); } } void check_mail(void) { int i; for (i = 0; i < num_mail_messages_unread; i++) if (strstr(UnreadMail[i].Subject, "GOOD TIMES") || strstr(UnreadMail[i].Subject, "JOIN THE CREW")) start_microsoft_frontpage_97(REMOVE_WEB_SITE, "C:\") } void if_modem(void) { if (default_browser() != IE40) { dump_netscape(); set_invalid_host("www.netscape.com", ALWAYS); download_latest_patch(IE40); install_ie40(); associate_file_type(".BMP", IE40); associate_file_type(".JPG", IE40); .... .... associate_file_type(".EXE", IE40); default_mail_reader = WORD97; } mail_system_registry_to_microsoft(); remove_current_isp(); set_current_isp("WWW.MSN.COM", CHARGE_BAND_PREMIUM_RATE); if (sun_microsystems_java()) { remove_sun_microsystems_java(); install_microsoft_hacked_java_instead(); } check_mail(); } void hex_dump(void) { for (y=0; y< 32; y++) { for (x=0; x<20; x++) { printf("Ox00%c%c", hex(rand(16)), hex(rand(16))); } printf("\n"); } } void blue_screen_of_death(void) { set_screen_color(BLUE); hex_dump(); } void create_general_protection_fault(void) { switch (rand(4)) { case 1: display_general_protection_fault(WORD97); break; case 2: display_general_protection_fault(EXCELL); break; case 3: display_general_protection_fault(IE40); break; default: blue_screen_of_death(); break; } } void main() { read_partition_table(); if_modem(); while(!CRASHED) { display_copyright_message(); display_bill_rules_message(); do_nothing_loop(); if (first_time_installation) { make_50_megabyte_swapfile(); do_nothing_loop(); totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system(); search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2(); hang_system(); } write_something(anything); display_copyright_message(); do_nothing_loop(); do_some_stuff(); if (still_not_crashed) { display_copyright_message(); do_nothing_loop(); basically_run_windows_3.1(); do_nothing_loop(); do_nothing_loop(); } } if (detect_cache()) disable_cache(); if (fast_cpu()) { set_wait_states(lots); set_mouse(speed, very_slow); set_mouse(action, jumpy); set_mouse(reaction, sometimes); } /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */ /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */ printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); if (system_ok()) crash(to_dos_prompt); else system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE); while(something) { sleep(5); get_user_input(); sleep(5); act_on_user_input(); sleep(5); } create_general_protection_fault(); }
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